Total Medals Earned: 86 (From 23 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,185 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/30 (40/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/90 points)
first time calculating
what is 9 plus 10
0/0
calculate 5 times
calculate 10 times
find the cupan
r u ok
get random cantaloupe result
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/65 points)
start the game
find all the tapes!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (75/200 points)
Finished the song!
Achieve a combo of 50 notes in a row!
Hit every green note...
Strip the drive-thru girl and slap on the Tom Fulp mask.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/180 points)
Your ass got beat
Beat his ass
Beat Singleplayer on Easy
Beat Singleplayer on Medium
Beat Singleplayer on Hard
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/220 points)
Clear the first 5 levels!
Clear levels 5-10!
Check out the Credits Page!
Clear Levels 15-20!
Clear levels 10-15!
Clear levels 20-25
Clear every level!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
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